The Early Christmas Shopper
A man stands trial.
“What are you accused of?” asks the judge.
“I was Christmas shopping early,” the man replies.
“That’s not illegal,” says the judge. “How early?”
“Before the store opened.”
The Airport Mistletoe Mishap
Dave notices mistletoe at the airport. He tells the attendant, “Even if we were dating, I wouldn’t kiss you under that.”
She smirks. “That mistletoe’s for your luggage, not me.”
The Kid’s Christmas Bargain
A boy writes to Santa, but his mom scolds him for being naughty.
“Write to Jesus instead,” she says.
The boy writes: “Dear Jesus, if you ever want to see your mother again…”
Long Hair, Don’t Care
Danny asks his dad for a car for Christmas.
“You’ve done great,” his dad says. “But you haven’t cut your hair.”
Danny replies, “Jesus, Moses, and Samson all had long hair.”
His dad nods. “True. And they walked everywhere.”
The Husband’s Christmas Misunderstanding
A man loses his wife in the mall on Christmas Eve.
He calls her. “Honey, remember that expensive watch you liked?”
His eyes light up. “Yes!”
“Well, I’m in the lingerie store next door.”
Spread the Cheer
There you go—10 jokes to spread some holiday cheer! Share these with your loved ones and remember, the best gifts are the ones that bring laughter!