I laughed with tears all day after reading this joke!

They say laughter is the best medicine, and sometimes the right joke at the right time can brighten an entire room. That’s exactly what happened when I came across a story so witty and perfectly timed that it had me laughing with tears in my eyes. It’s set on a cruise ship—an ordinary evening that turned into something extraordinary thanks to one sharp-witted woman celebrating a milestone birthday.

Picture the scene: the ship’s lounge is alive with chatter, music drifts softly in the background, and travelers from all over the world are gathered at the bar. Among them is a dignified older woman with a sparkle in her eyes. She approaches the bartender and makes a very particular request:

“I’d like a Scotch with two drops of water,” she says politely.

The bartender, a little puzzled but accommodating, prepares the drink and sets it before her. Before he can ask about her unusual request, she explains with a smile, “It’s my 80th birthday today.”

Surprised and touched, the bartender grins. “Well, then, this one’s on the house. Happy birthday!”

Her joy is infectious. The woman sitting nearby overhears and says warmly, “Allow me to buy you your next drink.” The birthday lady graciously accepts, turning once again to the bartender. “Another Scotch with two drops of water, please.”

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