- Sunday School Wisdom
The teacher asked, “If I sold my house and car, had a giant garage sale, and gave all the money to the church, would I get into Heaven?”
The kids shouted, “NO!”
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the lawn, and kept everything perfect, would I get into Heaven?”
Again: “NO!”
The teacher asked, “Then how can I get to Heaven?”
From the back, a 5-year-old piped up: “You gotta be dead.”
- Colors in Class
At a language school in Australia, the teacher said, “Make a sentence with GREEN, PINK, and YELLOW. Who wants to try?”
Kukoya from Japan raised his hand:
“Early this morning, I looked out the window. I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses. I went outside and felt the warm YELLOW sunlight.”
“Not bad,” said the teacher.
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