Three Hilarious Old Lady Jokes That Will Make You LOL
1. Grandma Edna and the “Fix”
Grandma Edna went for her annual checkup. The doctor asked, “How are you feeling these days?”
“Oh, I’m fine,” she said. “Just one tiny problem—I pass gas a lot. They’re silent and smell-free… probably ten times since I sat down, but you’d never notice.”
The doctor smiled and handed her a prescription. “Take these pills twice a day. See me in a week.”
A week later, Edna stormed in, arms crossed. “Doctor! Those pills! Now my gas smells awful!”
The doctor grinned. “Fantastic! Now that we’ve fixed your sense of smell, let’s work on your hearing.”
2. The Broccoli Mystery
An old lady strolls into a supermarket and starts tossing frozen veggies on the floor. The manager asks, “Can I help you?”
“I’m looking for broccoli,” she says.
“Out of stock,” he replies.
An hour later, she’s back doing the same thing. “Broccoli,” she insists.
Finally, 15 minutes before closing, she’s at it again. The frustrated manager tries a different tactic:
“Madam, spell ‘Dog’ in Dogmore.”
“DOG.”
“Good. Spell ‘Cat’ in Catsdelight.”
“CAT.”
“Perfect! Now spell F in Broccoli.”
She pauses… “There’s no F in Broccoli.”
The manager throws his hands up: “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all day!”
3. The Bus Seat Showdown
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