An elderly couple had just settled into bed when the husband suddenly broke the silence with a loud noise. With a grin, he said, “Seven points!”
His wife, a little confused, turned to him and asked, “What do you mean?”
Smiling, she waited a moment before releasing her own impressive noise and playfully declared, “Touchdown! It’s a tie game!”
After a pause, the husband responded with another loud one, claiming, “Ha! 14 to 7—I’m in the lead now!”
Not willing to let him win, the wife quickly followed up with a strong one, laughing as she said, “Touchdown! Tied again!” Then, with a mischievous smile, she added, “Field goal!”