In Daniel’s neat handwriting was a list:
- Driving to and from the hospital: $120
- Helping with showers and dressing: $75/day (3 days)
- Cooking meals: $50/meal (9 meals)
- Picking up prescriptions: $60
- Extra laundry: $100
- Missed poker night: $300
- Emotional support: $500
TOTAL DUE: $2,105
I couldn’t believe it. While I struggled to walk and recover, he had placed a price on my care. Anger and humiliation surged through me, and I knew I had to respond.
Over the next three weeks, I kept meticulous records of everything I did for him: cooking, cleaning, running errands, offering emotional support—each task carefully assigned a value. I even added a retroactive section: seven years of “conjugal duties,” including birthdays, anniversaries, groceries, and all the invisible labor I’d done over the years.
By the end of the month, my calculated total was $18,247. I printed it, stamped FINAL NOTICE – PAYMENT DUE IMMEDIATELY, and slid the envelope next to his coffee mug.
At first, Daniel laughed. Then, as he read the invoice, his smirk vanished. “What is this?” he asked, pale.
“It’s the cost of being your wife,” I said calmly. “Every meal, every chore, every ounce of emotional support you’ve taken for granted. You billed me for caring for you after surgery, so I applied your logic to our marriage.”
He stammered, “You can’t be serious.”
I locked eyes with him. “And what you did to me wasn’t serious? You treated me like an expense. So tell me—do you want our marriage to be a business transaction?”
After a long pause, he crumpled his original invoice and whispered, “I’m sorry. I treated you like a burden instead of my wife.”
“No,” I said firmly. “You treated me like an expense. If it ever happens again, the next invoice might come from a lawyer.”
For the first time, he looked ashamed—genuinely. We agreed to counseling, and he promised to never reduce my worth to numbers on a page.
Marriage is not a ledger. Love is not a line item. And some lessons, no matter how unconventional, are impossible to ignore.