🚓 Speed Trap with a Twist
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer pulls over an older Harley rider for cruising a little too fast.
“Name?” the officer asks.
“Fred,” the biker says.
“Last name?”
“Don’t have one anymore.”
Now curious—and slightly suspicious—the officer plays along.
“How do you lose a last name?”
Fred sighs. “Long story, but here goes…”
“I was born Fred Johnson. Studied hard, became a doctor—Fred Johnson, MD.
Got bored, went back to school, became a dentist—Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
Then I made some bad personal choices, caught an illness, and suddenly I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS—with problems.
“The dental board found out—bye-bye DDS.
Then the medical board followed—bye-bye MD.
Then the illness took away my Johnson…”
Fred shrugs.
“So now I’m just… Fred.”
The officer turns away, laughing so hard he can barely write the warning. 😂
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