Four men are in the hospital waiting room, eagerly awaiting news as their wives give birth.
A nurse approaches the first man and announces, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s a funny coincidence,” he replies. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
The nurse then turns to the second man. “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“Wow, that’s unexpected,” says the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
The nurse moves on to the third man. “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s remarkable,” he responds. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The fourth man starts groaning and banging his head against the wall. Concerned, the others ask, “What’s wrong?”
“I work for 7 Up!” he exclaims.