An old lady boards a packed bus with a walker and stands staring at a passenger. After five minutes, he asks, “May I help you?”
“Yes,” she says. “I’ve been waiting for a seat, and you haven’t offered.”
“Why should I?” he asks.
“I have five reasons! I’m 86, my left leg is nearly paralyzed, I’ve had two hip replacements, my husband died three days ago, and every second I stand is agony!”
The man pauses. “Alright… but I only see one reason.”
“I’m the driver!” she snaps.
Old ladies: unstoppable, clever, and hilarious. These jokes prove that wisdom—and wit—only get sharper with age!
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