A man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest asks him to confess his sins, and the man admits he used the “F-word” over the weekend. The priest responds, “Alright, just say three Hail Marys and watch your language.”
The man then explains he wants to confess why he used the “F-word.” The priest, with a sigh, tells him to go on. The man says, “I played golf on Sunday with my friends instead of going to church.”
The priest asks, “And that’s why you swore?”
The man replies, “No, that wasn’t it. On the first tee, I hit a bad shot into the trees.”
The priest asks, “And that’s when you swore?”
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