The man, getting frustrated, says, “No. When I walked up the fairway, I saw my ball had a lucky bounce and I had a clear shot to the green. But before I could hit it, a squirrel ran by, grabbed my ball, and climbed a tree.”
The priest asks, “Is that when you swore?”
The man responds, “No. Then an eagle flew by, grabbed the squirrel, and flew away.”
The priest, exasperated, asks, “And that’s when you swore?”
The man says, “No. The eagle dropped the squirrel, which let go of my ball, and it landed just five inches from the hole.”
The priest finally shouts, “Don’t tell me you missed the putt!”