Then Weng from Singapore insisted:
“This morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN… I PINK it up and said YELLOOOOW?”
- School Struggles
My daughter hated school. One Sunday, the crying and whining reached its peak on the way home from brunch.
Finally, I stopped the car:
“If you don’t go to school, they’ll put Daddy in jail.”
She paused, thought for a second, and asked,
“How long would you have to stay?”
- Baseball in Heaven
Abe and Sol, two old friends, sit in the park feeding pigeons.
Abe asks, “Do you think there’s baseball in Heaven?”
Sol replies, “Let’s make a deal. Whoever dies first will come back and tell the other.”
A few months later, Abe passes. Sol hears a voice while feeding pigeons:
“Sol… Sol…”
“Abe! Is that you?”
“Yes. I’ve got good news and bad news.”
“Good news first!” says Sol.
“There’s baseball in Heaven.”
“And the bad news?”
“You’re pitching on Friday.”