A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after 6 months.
The woman asked the doctor about her babies. The doctor said “You had twins, a boy and a girl they’re both fine and your brother named them for you.”
The woman replies with “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, NOT MY BROTHER, he’s an idiot!, what did he name the girl!?”
“Denise” the doctor answered.
“Oh, that’s actually not that bad! What about the boy?” the woman replied.
Doctor sighs deeply: “Denephew”
A manager in a large company noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.
“What is your name?” was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.
“John,” the new guy replied.
The manager scowled, “Look, I don’t know what kind of a place you worked at before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name! It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only — Smith, Jones, Baker –that’s all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?”
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