“You’re actually in a restricted fishing area,” he informed her.
“But, Officer, I’m not fishing. Can’t you see that?” she retorted.
The Game Warden scrutinized the scene. “However, you do have all this equipment. I’ll need to take you in and issue a citation.”
In a fit of anger, the woman snapped back, “If you proceed with that, I’ll charge you with rape.”
Taken aback, the Game Warden responded, “I didn’t even touch you.”
“True,” she quipped, “but you have all the equipment.”