Daughter’s message to Dad: Hey Dad, I’m on my way home to tie the knot soon, so be ready to open your checkbook. LOL! Just so you know, I’m currently in Australia, and he’s in the US. We connected on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had lengthy conversations on WhatsApp.
He popped the question on Skype, and we’ve been in a relationship for two months via Viber. Dad, I need your blessings, your well-wishes, and a grand wedding. Love you, Lilly.
Dad’s response: My dear Lilly, Wow! Seriously? That’s amazing! Well, I suggest you two should consider getting married on Twitter, have your fun on Tango, set up your gift registry on Amazon, and manage all your payments through PayPal. And if you ever get tired of this new husband, just sell him on eBay. Love, Dad.