Three playful elderly ladies were lounging on a bench outside a nursing home when an elderly gentleman strolled by. One of the ladies called out, “We bet we can guess your exact age!” The old man scoffed, saying, “You’re just a bunch of old fools. There’s no way you can guess.”
Undeterred, one of the ladies insisted, “Oh, we can! Just drop your pants, and we’ll tell you.” A bit embarrassed but eager to prove them wrong, he complied. They asked him to twirl around and jump a few times before confidently declaring, “You’re 87 years old!”
Surprised, the old man asked, “How on earth did you figure that out?” With grins stretching across their faces, the three ladies exclaimed, “We were at your birthday party yesterday!”